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Free Will

2006-06-30T07:48:00.000-07:00

You could say that free will is an illusion anyway. If there really is a
complete theory of physics that governs everything, it presumably also
determines your actions. But it does so in a way that is impossible to calculate
for an organism that is as complicated as a human being, and it involves a
certain randomness due to quantum mechanical effects. So one way to look at it
is that we say humans have free will because we can’t predict what he will do
because it will be part of recorded history.

- A briefer History of Time

What do you think?

F1 is at Montreal babies!

2006-06-23T13:09:00.000-07:00

I'M BACK! You Know It! I finally finished my exam and it's the "SUMMER OF GEORGE"!
Euh... i meant babies in the sense of hot chicksas not babies in the sense of "...I didn't know she was 3". perv. Anywayz, the crazy craze of the F1 is here in montreal, and it is exploding with hot cars, hot chicks and cold beer! (that should have made a tshirt... or at least a postcard).
check these photo compilations i made of the BMW F1 Team. Right behind my building on Rene-Levesque street they pimped out the parking lot to make it an F1 mini test-drive track. Also cehck the last pic that show the madness on Crescent street here in downtown. Check the Optimus Prime sound system (top-left) Not so many pics of chicks (I do have a GF boys) but believe me the gene pool is full! And the type who are willing to talk to you! (to give you coupons and sell you Red-bull mostly... but still cool.) For those of you who are hungry, more videos & pics are here.

Fifa 2006 Rankings!

2006-06-09T06:25:00.000-07:00

Sorry fo the lack of posts, f'ing Blogspot was down... Anyway, Fifa world Cup is starting today at 12:00 (-5 Timezone) and Germany vill krash Costa Rica 3-0... or i'm a romaian thief. Also, check this Fifa official team ranking I found on the net which places the Czech Republic 2nd on the ranking just behind Brazil! Who would have thunken? Can't wait to return home and see todays 2 games on my 44" 720p HDTV with 6.1 Surround Yamaha sound! That or watch it on my 1.8" Cell with Mono Sound, either way I am verry "branché". And who's gonna win the world cup u aks? well with those crazy referees that jump to stop good players, not Brazil. I'm rooting for the ex-underdogs the Czechs! Closest thing to Romania there is ;-)

What do you play with at work?

2006-06-05T13:41:00.000-07:00

I don't know about you but me I play with this TG Motocross game. It takes 3 secondes to load, and a lot more secondes to play. Hours of fun...
Slow news day you might think? think again.

In the past everybody looked like 80s porn stars...

2006-06-02T12:31:00.000-07:00

I just had to add this to the friday post to spice up your weekend. FreshPics blog compiled a list of Before and After pics of famous people. Some are pretty funny check them out:

Angelina Jolie: so her big lips were always there... what about the kahoonas?

David Hasselhof: that's a pre Bay Watch picture when he used to support the white-Afro and the chest forest look.

Keither Sutherland: oh oh! Pornstar alert! he looks like the pizza boy that enters with an empty box of pizzas and with a smirk on his face.

Pierce Brosnan: bigger porn star alert! My name is Bond, Jerk Bond... prepare to meet your creator *then he removes his pants in one move* to reaveal a bigger 'stache

George Michael: this guy was always gay... he actually looks like the KFC colonel in the old pic ;-)

Selling Pixels... great want some air with that?

2006-06-02T11:45:00.000-07:00

This might be a tad old but check this smart guy out. He sold out pixels on his website: milliondollarhomepage.com 1$ per pixel and 100 pixels minimum. In 1 year he is a millionaire, now he is writing a book and giving seminars about his success. His advice: do something that is new and original and hasn't been invented, don't copy and change something small to make a new product. You want to know what are some valuable pixels? Check them pixels out:

Is it cheaper than 31,850$ if i get a 3 year contract?

2006-06-01T12:39:00.000-07:00

No, I don't think so. So why would anyone would be so crazy to pay that much mullah for a damn cellphone? Well because they are nuts! But mainly because: The Vertu Signature Model 2006 provides coverage in more than 175 countries, Bluetooth connectivity and multi-language predictive text input. Pricing: The polished gold model (left) retails at one U.S. jewelry chain for $18,750. A Signature Standard platinum model retails for $31,850.

I don't know about U but I rather get one of these for $104,050 (back in 1997)! A cellphone designed by David Morris International, made entirely from 18-carat gold, it has a keypad encrusted with pink and white diamonds.

My question is this: can you receive and make calls with it?

Top 10 Strangest Office Gadgets

2006-05-31T08:49:00.000-07:00

Ever since the invention of the dull office, people oped to make it interesting. Check these top 10 office Gadgets from techeblog.com. My top3 favourite ones are:

1) wearable sleeping bag: for those late nighs at the office programming.

2) USB Aroma Therapy - Choose 1 of 3 smells from your PC. If your offcie gets stinky.

3) Ipod Nano Tie - for those boring office meetings, pump up the jam.

Mine's the smallest, no mine is!

2006-05-30T11:57:00.000-07:00

Check this console size comparaison chart they came with... you know what I think? I think it's some propaganda campaign from Nintendo to prove that their console is the smallest, cutest and the one thats the easiest to swallow by mistake (small future cellphone in Futurama ;-)
Give me some performance comparaisons, people, then we'll talk.

Google Talk is drunk...

2006-05-30T10:40:00.000-07:00

Check this out! I used the below "google talk" hack tool just for fun and typed: 'i love jessica alba', which is a valid statement 100% of the guys would agree upon (even the gay ones) . What I got from google is the following: [look at the image]. From it, we can understand that:

Jessica Alba is HOT (what else is new)
then Google started to get all wierd and shit, saying: "i LOVE him so much" (i don't care how much 100% vodka you drink she still looks like a girl)
Google is a fan of the Rolling Stones when it's stoned: "can't get no satisfaction? cause I try and I try and I try..."

Well, to get some real satisfaction without trying endlessly, just click on the next image:

Google Talk

2006-05-29T13:37:00.000-07:00

Use Google talk by entering three or four words below. The system will search for this sentence at Google, find the next word and print that. Than it will remove the first word of the search string, add the found word and repeat. The result seems to be meaningfull sometimes. Other times it is giblish. But always fun.

Google talk a
Google Hack by
Douwe Osinga

Capture a High Definition Position with your Palm!

2006-05-26T10:26:00.000-07:00

The title might have sexual connotation but who cares!? It's finally here (and by finally I mean 2 months ago) the High Definition resolution (720p) in a handheld camera + a 5.1 Megapixel camera = high immediate gratification! The camera works with SD cards which are like 90$ cnd for a 2Gig card which can hold 42min of HD MPEG4 video. Not a lot but the quality is amazing and the price tag? Around 800$ cnd, even cheaper in the US.
Check out these specs baby:

True 720p High-Definition Video (that's a lot of Peas, believe me)
10x Optical Zoom Lens (for chicks on the beach)
5.1 Megapixel Digital Still Images (for printing posters of the chicks)
2.2 Inch OLED display (when it's cold outside)
Superfast 9 Mbps transfer rate (wear your seatbelt!)
Sleek & Sexy Ergonomic Design
Built-In Image Stabilizer (for excess movement of the hand)

View the interactive demo from the Sanyo site. Or some Sample pics and HD videos at StevesDigicams.com Sanyo HD1 Samples.

This is not a post about American Idol

2006-05-25T07:18:00.000-07:00

Well shit maybe it is, so what?! I watched the finale yesterday by mistake because my TV was on. I promise that for fans of "anything else but American Idol" I will have naked boobies for u later on... Promise.
So yeah, Taylor Hicks won! I also won 10$ on a bet. Which after the "danse-contact" of 8$ without tip, I would be left then, with 2$ which I will use for a Tuesday special for KFC! Now, where was I? Oh the guy with white curtains that match the drapes (ie: T. Hicks). He was a bit better that that cute girl with the "tig ol' bittes" Katharine McPhee (sounds like the next sandwitch name at McDonalds: "trio # 3 the McPhee please..." yummy) !
The best parts were:

When that wierd Clay Akon fan sang then the real Clay "elf ears" Akon showed up from behind and started singing and they made him sit down and shudup.
the Brokenote Cowboys won the best male bonding (ie: Gay) moment, then sang
but the best is when Prince (or the artist formally known as '&') showed up in his 80s purple suit and sang worst than any Idol in the top 10

As promised: naked boobies, enjoy gu/ays!

Rise of Legends is too good not to marry ;-)

2006-05-24T10:16:00.000-07:00

So I recently purchased (and by purchased I mean ofcourse wait 1.5days to download from BitTorrent) Rise of Legends, the follower of Rise of Nations who passed right below my big nose in 2003 & had an average score of 9.3 on the Gamespot scale. My criteria for good games has been redefined over the years and let me show u the reasons that make a game sexy for Vman in 2006:

If it runs slow (full detail on) on my freak machine with it's huge 1500 MB of x2 D's (Dual channel) Ram, sizzling Radeon X800 GT 256mb and intelligent 3 Ghz P4 HT 613 CPU. So I have to put it on medium resolution. (hope that I scared away all chicks who read this blog... don't worry tomorrows menu: a naked dude)
If I have to stay until 2AM to play it when I have to wake up at 5:30AM for my midterm
If I make lame excuses to my GF when she wants it, to run play with it (not with 'IT' pervs..)

So yeah it's an awesome RTS game you should all try before you die, it looks awesome, it sounds awesome, it plays awesome, and it's the shiaatz!

Check these amazing screensots i "borrowed" from Gaymespot.com (go & check out their videos too) who gave it only a 7.6 when it deservs a 10.6:

If you get dumped... swallow your pride!

2006-05-23T10:38:00.000-07:00

[updated with another breakup clip]
Who didn't get dumped before? "It's not you it's me", "I'm in a point in my life that...", "our lives go in different directions...", "your mom/dad satisfies me better than you" all sounds familiar right? Well you never saw a a breakup like this! I almost spit my drink from laughter!

While we are on the breakup subject check this one on Live TV! "Get the fuck out of my life!"

What do you think?

Picture in a picture in a picture... and Pjotro dancer

2006-05-19T10:53:00.000-07:00

First, check this site out of a picture within a picture withing a picture. I can go forever just clicking on the pics. I'm sure this thing has a name, I just forgot it...

Second thing is this Pjotro dancer (russian?) you can choose his moves, that change the music, then save the video or music as an mp3 and send it to yourself.

Shave my kiwis and my carrot-top!

2006-05-18T06:43:00.000-07:00

Guys, it's finally here! It's like inventing the wheel or girl-on-girl movies... it is called: the Phillips Bodygroom! A magic device for all eastern Europeans who suffer from the "werewolf syndrome". It literally shaves every hair on your body even the hard to reach places like: the top of your toes, around your nipples and sometimes your tongue. It has a rechargable battery, it's water proof and hopefully will touch my skin sometimes this weekend (ordered it form the States)!
If you are not interested in the product at least check the website ShaveEverywhere.com and see the full screen flash animation with that funny dude - and you can ask him questions (Main Menu - The Basics).

Hillarious "How to..." guides

2006-05-17T10:59:00.000-07:00

I found this new site called Cracked.com which is kinda like a MAD magazine ripoff, and I found a few "How to" guides that were really funny:

How To Write a Bestseller - which is a crack at people who write books to "dimistify" the DaVinci Code. My favorite is how it defines
"book: To record charges against (a person) on a police blotter, e.g. Take him downtown and book him"
"fiction: Fiction is a Latin word meaning “stuff that never happened.” and
"non-ficiton: A Latin word meaning, literally, Not stuff that never happened". While you are there check also the comic they posted: DaVinci Conundrum.

Graduation Special: How to Ace Your First Job Interview - Do not follow any tips that they mention here... My favourite is:
In your CV: Here are a few qualities to mention:
- Can kill a chicken dead with only one hand
- Proficient in SEGA
- Hardly wets the bed at all anymore
- Recently threw away pretty much all of my pornography collection
- Have successfully kissed the tip of my own penis/vagina
- Likes to watch you sleep

Some Helpful Suggestions For My Boss - I'm doing a Management course part-time and I have to show this to my teacher. My Favourite part is:
MY CHALLENGE:
I find it difficult to get sufficiently hard when masturbating in the staff bathroom to pictures of CEO Brad Newford's wife.
ADVISED SOLUTION:
Perhaps Brad could leave more attractive pictures of his wife on his desk for the purposes of short-term bathroom reallocation. Tight-fitting and revealing clothes are key; losing weight essential.

StrongBad Email: ISP

2006-05-16T08:49:00.000-07:00

So I felt like posting a 2nd post today because a) monday i was too tired to post and b) that 11 year old mom story is wierd as the first post you see on my blog...
It is StronBad email #152 talking about ISP and tech support. And since I'm working in the tech support buisness I found it really funny.
Why? Check out my favorite lines:

- "...UK" - "Yeah I'm fine, Gary. Calm down"
Thank you for calling the internet, may I have your account number or identity theft, please?
a'am, please calm down. Your CD tray is not a cup holder.
All right, I can help you with that. Please hold while I transfer you to someone who can help you with that.
STRONG BAD: Well, back in the day I used to connect at 1200 baud, but ever since the merger I'm lucky if I get 12 baud.

Girl, 11 Gives Birth!

2006-05-16T08:06:00.000-07:00

Yeah u read right, this 11 year old in Britain, got pregnant and she will give birth at 12! The father is a 15 year old boy who was drunk and had sex with her at a party. And if that's not crazy, she also smokes 20 cigarettes a day! Read the crazy story here. Another crazy similar story in russia. What has the world gotten to?!

PS: Do you know the one about... a guy who goes to the pharmacy and says "I need some condoms for my 11-year-old daughter." The pharmacist is shocked: "Your daughter is sexually active at 11?"
The guy says, "Nah, she just lies there like her little brother." (sickipedia.org)

Paris Hilton is Singing!

2006-05-12T12:24:00.000-07:00

Shit, quick convince her to make another amateur sex video (then send it to me)! Please listen to this excuse for a song that she now released. it goes "I'm sexy and you know it... up yours". No Paris, no! Up yours, up yours and suck it... deep!
You will never have a career in the music industry, just stick with what you're doing best: being stupid and pretty, and releasing paparazi pics for the Inquirer and for guys to put on their blogs.
I rather shoot myself in the head, or play this Japanese Heel Breaker game than listening to Paris sing one more second.

PS: What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a solar powered calculator?
-Paris works in the dark!

G[a/u]ys at work

2006-05-11T07:44:00.000-07:00

Hay-di-(man)-ho!
Seriously, they posted these pamphlets today about how to release stress at work and I thought it would be interesting to spice them up... gaylord focker style! enjoy.

PS: tell me what you think!

E3 is CRAY-ZEE!

2006-05-10T08:44:00.001-07:00

So you must have heard about this little thing called E3, that has been going on...
You MUST check the press conference videos from GameSpot E3 coverage:

Sony - Fucking PS3! hello!? best of all consoles: with 70 cell processors, 2 terabytes of ram and 8 video cards (no kiddin' ;-)! (price: 550$ cnd 20GB version) Metal Gear Solid 4 and the new GTA4 also was on display. Awsome connectivity with the PSP and cool motion sensor 6 way controller.

Nintendo - The Wii (ie: Revolution, or a scream of a kid who gets it for christmas) was on display and controller is AWSOME! Nice game: Red Steel with the sword. Also a new zelda (they have to make $ too): Zelda: Twilight Princess and other games for 0-3 year olds...

Microsoft - HALO 3 (goddamit i'm gonna cum... 3 times)! also, Fable 2 and Blue Dragon!

Top 10 Web Distractions at Work!

2006-05-08T13:59:00.000-07:00

BuisnessWeek online created these Top Ten Desktop Diversions, 2006 that would... distract you , at work. I really like:

Zillow.com - See your house and your neighbouring houses estimate in the US. Check the famous people's houses seen from a bird's eye.
FreeCycle.com - you need to get rid of anything old for free? post it, and people come pick it up. (excluding your grandpa)
EvTV1.com - showing movie clips 24/7.

Also about distractions at work, please vote if you think this picture that I took with my firends at the badminton court is GAY or NOT-GAY... some people have doubts.

That joke was sick ;-( , why am I laughing ;-] ?!

2006-05-05T08:04:00.000-07:00

You know which jokes are the funniest? Sick jokes? why? they are short to the point and make u sick and laugh in the same time! That's why a group of sick people started Sickipedia.org, to collect the worlds best sick jokes. I don't think there is a minority group that is not left unhumiliated there: Paedophile, Religion, Racism, Gay, Jacko, Beatles, Disability...

Here are a few of my favourites (too many):
(please note that i'm not that sick to make these up i just Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V them)

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? -I don't know about you, but I get an erection
What do you call a paedophile pirate? - Arr Kelly.
What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the shower? - One's got a soul full of hope, the others got a hole full of soap.
Two muslim extremists walk into a bar. - Boom! Boom!
How do you know if your best mate's gay? -His dick tastes like shit.
How many homosexuals does it take to put in a light bulb? - Only one...but it takes an entire Emergency Room to get it out.
What would it take to reunite 'The Beatles'? - Two bullets.
Why is Michael Jackson always late for work?
Because he likes to come in a little behind.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
What did the blind, deaf and dumb girl get for Christmas?
- Cancer
What has 8 legs and makes girls scream?
Gang rape.
How do you get a fat girl into bed?
Piece of cake.
What's got 100 balls and f*cks rabbits?
A shotgun.
How do you make a cat go "Woooof!"?
Cover it in petrol and strike a match
What's grey and comes in pints?
An elephant.

Please don't send me letters, but feel free to comment which one you liked/made u sick ;-)

Mod my case baby...

2006-05-04T05:32:00.000-07:00

Change is always good, upgrades are always better. Check these Utimate List of PC Case Mods that will make any girl's head turn (and by girl I mean your keeky friend). I modded my case once, I baught a Alien pc case that had 2 blue leds behind his eyes, that would prevent me from sleeping while my torrents were being downloaded...
Anyway, my favorite case mod pics are:

Bender - hope he doubles as a fridge for beers

Maya - I would be distracted to use this PC

Martini Glass - call alcoholics anonymous

Toilet PC- inside it's a shitty pc..

Nighthawk: Skunkworks F117-A
freeeakin nice!

Tie Fighter
for you StarWars geeks

Oh... and last but not least check the Cuban PC. LOL, that's a cool mouse/iron, you can frag your friends at Counterstrike and iron your shirts for work in the same time!
(when is valentine's day coming up? My GF needs one of these irons. If she'll read this she would smack me in the head with it...)

Which one is your favorite?

Cobra Commander's Dating Tips

2006-05-03T05:25:00.000-07:00

For all of you G.I. Joe fans, and for the girls out there who should be careful about who they date, check these hilarious Cobra Commander Dating Tips.
My favourite ones are:

If said phone number turns out to be erroneous, assign Storm Shadow to assassinate her.
When picking up a date, it’s unnecessary to arrive with a battalion of H.I.S.S. tanks
If a girl refuses to go out with you for a second date, abduct her using the M.A.S.S. device.
Never bang Roadblock’s sister (the pic on the right).

TV Fun House on SNL!

2006-05-01T13:28:00.000-07:00

I donno if you were watching SNL in this past weekend but it was hilarious! The ambiguously gay duo (photo on the right) were hosting this week and they had like 20 new cartoons created by the same guy who dose them. I will try to find them and post them here. Meanwhile, there are 5 clips of them on NBC's SNL website - enjoy.

My favorite cartoons were:

The Arabic cartoon channel (el yehuudi! and the fact they hinted to Allah and the virgins)
Clintons speech (with the cum-spots everywhere)
George W's speeches (when he put a monkey suit in Africa)
Disney Vault (when they discovered Disney was a racist)
Michael Jackson's cartoon (with the kid smell on the balcony)

Creator's purpose in our universe

2006-04-28T06:55:00.000-07:00

I started reading this awsome book A Briefer History of Time by Stephen Hawking and I found this really interesting quote I felt I have to share with you. Feel free to comment and share your opinion.

If there is no boundary of space-time, there is no need to specify the behaviour at the boundary – no need to know the initial state of the universe. There is no edge of space-time at which we would have to appeal to God or some new law to set the boundary conditions for space time. We could say: “The boundary condition of the universe is that it has no boundary.” The universe would be completely self-contained and not affected by anything outside itself. It would be completely self contained and not affected by anything outside itself. It would neither be created nor destroyed. It would just BE. As long as we believed the universe had a beginning, the role of a creator seemed clear. But if the universe is really completely self-contained, having no boundary or edge, having neither beginning nor end, then the answer is not so obvious: what is the role of a creator?

Play me for 4 secondes!

2006-04-27T10:55:00.000-07:00

What's better that a game that takes max 4 secondes that you can play at work? A bunch of them together! In this addictive flash game: 4 Secondes, you use only your arrow keys and space bar... or none at all! :-/

My record is 114 sex euh... secs. Can you beat that mofos?

Pop Translator!

2006-04-26T10:56:00.000-07:00

Hey Gen-X [old]people. Ever wondered what these damn kids today listen to? Or better yet what it all means? Sean Paul's jamaican, 50 Cent's gansta rap or Brad Pitt's broken english in Snatch? There is a cool site: PopTranslator.com that translate in laymans terms all of our pop cultures slang. Grandpas and parents can finally be cool! Or just wannabe wankas...

Oh, and next time your are baking hash cookies check these ones for inspiration. Bake them for your girlfriend when you want to hint her she needs to wear a thong more often... then get smacked on the head (because she's on PMS).

Mario Live and the 8-bit Questioneer, gam3rz!1

2006-04-25T12:28:00.000-07:00

Hi n3rdz, you gotta check this live performance of a Mario level. My favorite part is when they pause the game.
Then, if you feel up to it take this little 8-bit gamer test. I only got one right: contra. It says it's not my fault i had a life. ;-)

I knew the buttons A and B.
I got 1/16 on the 8-Bit Gamer test.
Take the test!

If you figure out any other ones post them in the comments.

Starship Dimentions!

2006-04-24T09:50:00.000-07:00

Ever wondered how big is the Halo ring (from the XBox game Halo)? Ever wondered how long are each one of the Star Wars and Star Treck ships? Or who's taller: Godzilla, the Statue of Liberty or the Space Shuttle Discovery? Well the answers to all those questions and to wether you would sleep with a real girl before you die, are here: Spaceship Dimentions.

You got my love (and my attention) music video!

2006-04-21T10:24:00.000-07:00

I don't know who sings this but it's very original. It's a cool msuic video that I found on the Intersexnet, from TMF9 (??) that's called "You got my love". It features different girls upper body (no head), that dance around and change t-shirts depending on the lyrics.
Why it got my attention? Because every guy is pre-programmed to watch female chests on TV or in reality. Want to make a commercial that would attract every guy's attention? Put some boobies in it.
The equivalent to that for girls would be: crotches. with different funny underwear. ;-P

If anyone knows the band who sings it plz post it in the comments.

SNL clips that would make u PYP!

2006-04-20T13:51:00.000-07:00

Piss Your Pants for those who don't quite get it... Anyway, u gotta watch these 2 clips:

First is an imitation of Taylor Hicks on SNL, if you follow American Idol you would recognize him by the white hair. They said he's like that crazy uncle that gets drunk and sings at weddings ;-)
LOL: the curtains do match the drapes!

Second is when DeNiro came on SNL and imitated the Homeland Security Spokesman. My favorits are: AL-SUQ AKWEER, MUSTAF HEROD APYOR POUPR and offcourse USQUA M'DIQ... too funny ;-)

Crazy Tacos!

2006-04-19T13:55:00.000-07:00

Check these crazy guys out, they actually imitated the crazy tacos from the SNL skit of Taco Town. "15 Great Tastes all rolled into one"... I would not be surprised if 1 taco = 10,000 calories!
It's the frying everything that ruins everything.. LOL!
Here is an example of the final product:

What do you think? Yummy or Yuckie?

10 things that look like a vagina/penis!

2006-04-18T20:49:00.000-07:00

It must be late at night for me to post this stuff... Take a look at 10 things that look like a vagina and 10 things that look like a penis! No doubt that number 1 in both categories is Bush (penis lookalike) and Chaney or Chaney's mouth (as a vagina) ;-P

Here are 2 things that didn't make the list that look like:
A penis: Patrick from Sponge Bob (and we thought Sponge Bob was the pitcher...)

A vagina: STrack mouse from microsoft (I wonder what's the red scroller)

Worst Music Video Ever!

2006-04-17T14:24:00.000-07:00

You have to check this video out. I am on the floor listening to it!
Bad funny facts:
- It is actually taken from MTV!
- You could switch the music to "Numa Numa Iei" song and it would match
- At one point there is a guy humping a girl and running with her on the stage
- They look like a bad immitation of ABBA singing in broken English
- They are actually called Mervi Vasalla

Easter is here! Time to paint my eggs and praise Jeves!

2006-04-13T13:15:00.000-07:00

Hi eastern people, Easter is here! Time to paint eggs in gay colors and eat chocolate bunnies and eggs with a that soft cream filling... mmm.... that reminds me of eating creampie!

How the hell do you know when Easter is every year?
It's simple, remember it's the first Sunday after the full moon which happens on or after March 21: the Spring Equinox. Check the date on this calendar. So much simpler when you don't see the dates...

Why the damn Eggs?
The custom of giving eggs at Easter time has been traced back to Egyptians, Persians, Gauls, Greeks and Romans, to whom the egg was a symbol of life.
You know what's the Rumanian symbol of life? Check this.

Why the fucking Bunnies?
The Easter Bunny's visit is based upon a German Legend. The legend goes that a poor woman decorated eggs for her children to find during a famine. At the moment they found them, they looked up to see a big bunny hopping away. Here is a picture that survived from then.

In short, enjoy Easter however you want and enjoy these pics, that you can forward to your friends (add a "forward to 10 friends or you will die alone" message with the email, believe me people love that!):

ps: Sorry for the last one, that shows how Easter eggs are made, it's a bit explicit for the kids who read my blog...

Eva Langoria viewd from Space!

2006-04-13T12:15:00.000-07:00

Maxim magazine celebrated its 100th issue by building a 75-by-110-foot billboard featuring its cover image of Eva Longoria. It's flat on the ground so that it can be seen from a satellite!!!
I gues those are 100xD's we can see here...

Hot chicks with Douchebags!

2006-04-12T08:44:00.000-07:00

Check this hotchickswithdouchebags blog out, I've seen this happen way too often on the street and it's scary! Hot chicks with douchebag loosers walking around as if they own the place.
It's about time that someone pointed this phenomenon out. Another more provokative site is this.
Here are a few examples of hot celebrities with douchebags:

Happy 75th B-Day grandpa, loved your latest porno!

2006-04-10T13:39:00.000-07:00

Yes it is true! Grandpa can double as a pornstar in crazy Russia. The 75 year old David, stumbled in an audition for an adult film, thinking it was an audition for a muscle man show. And that's not the half of it, get this, before every scene he rubs his penis with garlic for good luck!!!
That or he's affraid that there would be some female vampires on the set...

Funny ads!

2006-04-07T14:15:00.000-07:00

Check these funny ads from justelite blog. My favourite ones are the Malboro's dead horse, Karate school (pic below) and the nike one with the running man.
I think they missed the stupid woman who tattood a casino ad on her forhead for 15,000$... gives another meaning to walking bilboard.

U know what would be a good idea for an ad? Nike's "just do it" on you penis! No less than 1 million $ if Nike is reading this...

Can I say fuck? fuck, I don't know... ahh fuck it.

2006-04-06T13:55:00.000-07:00

Hey Kids, you have to check this short version of Scarface that is surfacing the net. It pretty much covers all the 218 'fucks' in that movie. How do I know there were 218? Well there are people who count 'fucks' in movies, or "count-fuckers" how I call them. You can see the top list here from wikipedia: List of films ordered by uses of the word "fuck".
Scarface is only 32nd on that list.

Who are the top 3?
1st - The Devil's Rejects with 560 fucks
2nd - Nil by Mouth with 470 fucks
3rd - Casino with 422 fucks

fuck that's a lot of fucks...

The 100 unsexiest men in the world

2006-04-05T11:59:00.000-07:00

Who would you least wan't to do, ladies? Well, ThePhoenix.com decided to make a list of the 100 unsexiest men in the world.
And the un-sexiest? Gilbert Gottfried, the annoying comic with a face that looks worse than my ass. Or any ass for that matter.
They probably missed the fat guy who sings "numa numa iei" or the other fatso that plays with the starwars stick.
Any other ones they missed girls?

Gives a new meaning to hand-job...

2006-04-04T10:29:00.000-07:00

Hey guys/girls (especially), I don't have that much free time at work today so my post will be swift and deadly. Or swift and sexy... It's a hand soap with David Hasselhoff's picture on it that squirts soap from his crotch.

Guys: i'm sorry.
Girls: thank me later.

April Fools Day you Fool!

2006-04-03T08:04:00.000-07:00

Check these funny April fools day jokes on the Net, taken from wikipedia's entry for April 1, 2006. Really funny stuff ;-)

BMW's new technology to fool the cameras that capture slow driving.
New rating for gamespot: "A-ss", by the SSRB searching for "Games Sucks Ass" returns F.E.A.R. which got 9.1 rating ;-)
Geeks.com amazing 20 in 1 GeekThing Amazing All-in-One Phone. It's the 200GB flash-based data storage device that got me wondering...
NBC's The Office april fool's day videos.

Your brain is tricked easily...

2006-03-31T07:47:00.000-08:00

Check these cool optical illusions that I found on Mightyillusions.blogspot.com. Some are old but they have new ones that I never saw. They tell your mind: fuck what you think, I'll trick you into thinking what I want you to think. Your mind always obeys, he's weak.

1) Stare at the little black dot and see the other colors dissapear.

2) Check this 3D sidewalk drawing by Julian Beever. Go Robin, climb that rope!

3) Check this BMW advertisement. They have a dirty mind... or do they?

Buy me now!

2006-03-30T07:33:00.000-08:00

So have too much money on your hands, and too much credit left on your Credit cards?
I have the perfect solutions for you... read on.

First is the "Pirolette" from turnyourhead.com, custom designed to your face that costs 150$us! What's the point you ask? Well to cast a shadow of your face on the wall offcourse! It probably makes a good gift. For someone who is beautiful...

Secondly, ask yourself if this ever happened to you: after your bath or shower, you might be drying your face with the same part of the towel that dried your butt the day before. Or worse yet, it might have dried someone else's butt! Fear no more, here is the Butt-Face Towel.
And to complete the set I give you: the Butt-Face soap.

And finally, if you just want to kick back and relax I present you, guys, the FleshLight.
Enjoy. I know I did.
No really, Edna, I don't own it... damn it's the couch for me tonight ;-(

Stop jacking my style B!

2006-03-29T10:39:00.000-08:00

It's interesting to see how many people dress the same! Rotterdam-based photographer Ari Versluis and stylist Ellie Uyttenbroek have been taking pictures of Rotterdam's street scene inspired by a shared interest in the striking dress codes of various social groups, check out their website: exactitutes.com for a bigger picture of each group.
Post me which group best suits your gang of friends?

Homestarrunner! Strongbad! Trogdor! DELETED!

2006-03-28T05:20:00.000-08:00

So I feel I should confess something right now... I am a fan of homestarrunner.com and especially of Strong Bad's email or sbemail. For those of you who don't know yet it's a web cartoon made in flash that is updated every few days. It was created by the The Brothers Chaps in 1999 when they started to learn Flash and it has grown into a cult. With clothes, Audio CD's, DVD's, dolls, posters and fan costumes for Halloween it has become a franchise. But unlike any other franchise the Brothers Chaps will not sell out and they insist on not airing it on TV because they think it will ruin the cartoon, instead they show it for free on their website, on DVD's or I-Pods as a Podcast.
For constant updates, easter eggs and full transcripts of every cartoon check the Homestar Wiki.

My favorite episodes are:
Website
Japanese Cartoon
pop-up
Halloween Fairstival
Teen Girl Squad Issue 10

Post me your favorites.

Check Your Brain Speed

2006-03-27T10:29:00.000-08:00

Do this test to measures auditory processing (listening) speed and post me the result. I got 56% which is pretty good (above average), for a person in the 20's. Even though I suffer from NLOP syndrome (Not Listening On Purpose) when my mom used to ask me to clean my room...

Also check out this cool blog from Blogspot Roflbox they have an interesting post about people who have too much time on their hands. Example: Twin Towers using McDonalds fries and Heinz tomato ketchup, Build a PC without a case that floats next to the monitor, or my favorite: Make Cosmo Kramer out of lego.

Funny standup comedian and funny dictator!

2006-03-24T12:02:00.000-08:00

Richard Jeni is his name and he is Hilarious with a capital H. He talks about relationships, masturbation and the internet... or every guys LIFE! Download this divx clip I made (sorry for the sync problem), taken from his show "A Big Steaming Pile of Me".
My favorite quote was: "the main differance between being single and being married is wether or not you want to be lonely or irritated".

On the other hand if you feel that our friend (not mine) Muammar al-Qaddafi, is not insane or a hypocrite then read this. Apparently he is lecturing US and the rest of the world that Libya's Jamahiriyah system, that he invented, under which Libyans can air their views at "people's congresses," is genuine democracy. He forgot to mention that if he doesn't like someones views he will order to execute him. If you are unaware of who he is or what he did in the past, take 2 min to read the trusted wikipedia article about him.
Oh and Quaddafi PS, if your'e reading this, MC Hammer wants his clothes back.

V for Vendetta is VAWSOME!

2006-03-23T10:22:00.000-08:00

So I finally did it. I disVirginized myself and went to see V4V on.... IMAX!
The movie started with some really cool action and explosion scenes but it captivated the audience with it's strong freedom message. The movie's plot is based on a lot of current events, like: The war in Iraq, peace demonstrations, deadly viruses that plague the world and the question of whether one is a terrorists or freedom fighter. It looked to me like something taken from a plot of 24 that went terribly wrong. Where the hell is Bauer when you need him?
No seriously, V4V would be best described as a love child of an orgy containing: 1984, Equilibrium, Matrix and Fahrenheit 9/11.

Things that i loved in the movie:

Based a lot on real life issues
The fact the it showed in IMAX
Action scenes and Special effects
Eveys prison scene
V fights for any discrimination: gay, racial & religious

Check the official site of the movie and some pictures and desktop wallpapers.

3 Funny Videos of the Day!

2006-03-22T12:19:00.000-08:00

Hiello party peoples!
So check these 3 videos that I picked up form my forwards and the net today. Really worth watching when u are bored!

1. This muscled kid (mini-arnold) is f-ing 6!!! and he benches 180 lbs, and dose 45min crunches non stop. Crazy parents I say. Would girls still have sex with him? Please Comment.

2. George Costanza (Jason Alexander) did a McDonalds McDLT commercial - he used to have hair! Red tie + white jacket with 3/4 sleeves = really 80's!

3. This kid thinks he can jump from building to building like spiderman and fails... "he has to believe he can make the jump, then he will succeed"
u think he's dead or something?

Congo's cannibal militia or Norway?

2006-03-21T10:19:00.000-08:00

The choice might seem simple. Check this Wired map that compares 200 countries on their political systems, resources, levels of crime, corruption, and civil unrest.
Interesting things u should look at:

In the middle east: Israel and Palestinian difference in colors
Norways score of 100!
Congo's corrupt government
All the developed countries are yellow

please post comments if you like what you see or think they miscolored the map.

Run to see Running Scared!

2006-03-20T09:58:00.000-08:00

After I used my free movie tickets to see 2 big disasters: Ultraviolet and Dave Chapell's Bloc Party, I felt like I needed to get my 'free cupons' worth. So I decided to go see Running Scared after one of my firends told me it's good.
Just 'good' dose not do this movie justice... This fast-paced crime thriller kept me on the edge of my seat waiting to see what happens next. All characters are are extremely well played and make the viewer interested in them. The story basically revolves around a gun that Joey Gazelle (Paul Walker the hunk from 2 Fast 2 Furious) is stashing in his basement and later trying to find it. Cameron Bright (played 'six' in Ultraviolet, and will play in Xmen 3) that took the gun, plays a russian kid named Oleg who gets involved in the bigger plot. Keep an eye for this kid, not in the same sense that those 2 people kept an eye on him in that creepy apartment...
Things I loved about the movie:

the special effects like: the bullet-cam, time shifting and shot wounds
the characters and the acting
the thrilling storyline that keeps you glued to your seat
Ivan Yugorsky's (abusive Russian father) John Wayne references

Check the official site for trailers and the 6 first minutes of the movie. Also, Check out other films by the director Wayne Kramer.

Slide that pole!

2006-03-17T08:31:00.000-08:00

Check this cool ad, with a girl sliding down a light-pole on a street in London. I don't know what they advertise, maybe it's for the new strip club that's around the corner...

Who else slides down poles? Well, FIREMAN do!
like the one in the photo below, with the beloved Rumsfield ;-)

Chinese people do it better!

2006-03-16T08:41:00.000-08:00

Check these 2 crazy videos that are circulating the net recently.
1) How to fold a shirt chinese military style. I tested it and it works with all kinds of shirts. Really cool stuff.

2) How to peel a potato. This thing I haven't tried but i'm sure it works fine.

I hope there are more videos like these that teach us useful things we had no idea how to do. Maybe how to reproduce money? or just reproduce...

Waht do u think? Any other ones that I missed?

Google on Mars!

2006-03-15T08:42:00.000-08:00

So how do you get from the Viking 2 Lander to the Small Volcano in Terra Cimmeria? You use Google Mars offcourse. This new map from google with colaboration with NASA researchers from Arizona State University displays a map of mars using Elevation, Visible and Infrared views. All these views look like some sort of Splinter Cell game to me...

Breaking news! They also found WATER ON MARS!

Upcoming movies U should be exited about!

2006-03-14T10:29:00.000-08:00

So I checked the net for upcoming movies and surprisingly I found out that the worst movie that won an oscar, offcourse I mean Titanic, is getting a sequel: Titanic 2 (pic on the right). I just hope that after this one, decaprio stays dead.

More realistically, Basic Instinct 2 is coming out sometimes in 2006. Sharon Stone is bored and she wants more people to use the pause button on their DVDs while watching her movies, because from the trailer, she opens her legs quite a lot. Two thumbs up only for that Sahron, or maybe only one...

In 2007 we are anticipating a superhero movie form Marvel comics, Ghost Rider. Nicholas Cage plays a stunt motorcyclist Johnny Blaze who gives up his soul to become a hellblazing vigilante to fight against power hungry Blackheart, the son of the devil himself. Can anybody say Spawn? Yes, I can.

Anyones I forgot? write them up in the comments.

Wavs are Funny!

2006-03-13T11:59:00.000-08:00

Hello my peeps! While I was browsing on the net for this, I found an interesting site: dailywav.com. You can find favourite quotes from movies or series like Office Space, Terminator 2, 007 James Bond, South Park and more... Too bad they lack Old School, Seinfeld or the Simpsones. If they had those they might ran out of monthly traffic ;-)

If you find something you like post it in the comments.

Also, you gotta read this crazy news story, about a guy who was doing 130Mph in his BMW 318 in England because his accelerator was jammed.

Romanian faithful women don't have big moustaches!

2006-03-10T14:02:00.000-08:00

It is untrue! This newspaper add is not true, even if it is written down in a newspaper! I met a lot of romanian women and from those women, not even 50% had moustaches. And from those 50% maybe half were smaller than a mans' moustache. Furthermore, those who did have a hairy upper lip were not faithful at all like these untrue add claims.

Here is an exaple of romanian women with different size moustaches:

(lets see if you can guess who they are)

Talk to me in Engrish!

2006-03-09T08:09:00.000-08:00

I know it's not new but they always seem to have updates on their site! For you newbees the engrish.com website deals with funny English mistakes that appear in japanease advertisements and signs.

1) wise kids like violent propaganda
2) The problem here is that too many people bite skies and kick people in the balls
3) the restaurant has another sister branch named 'Fook Mee'

Ultraviloet... more like Ultra-never-see-this-movie!

2006-03-08T08:13:00.000-08:00

And I do like sci-fi, I really do: Johnny Mnemonic, 5th Element, the first Matrix, the nude scenes in Resident Evil... all classics! But this excuse for a movie should not deserve my ticket. Even if I got the free ticket from a box of cereals...

Rated PG there is not a single drop of blood from a gunshot. And even though 80% of the movie is gun/sword fights not a friggin single bullet hits the so-called heroine. I was wishing someone would knock her out with anything by the first 15min of the movie.

What suckered me into it?
the free ticket, the TV trailers, the nice matrix action scenes (like in the pic), Mila Jovovich (picture on the right sorry for the 'flat' colors) and the fact that it's based on a comic book (couldn't go wrong after X-men and Sin City).
What Made me leave after 45 min?
The constant fight scenes that have no reason, the fact that PG fight scenes are cheap, the bad script that doesn't make me care about any of the actors or their characters, the lousy 1 liners like "Oh, it's on now" and the fact that I didn't swallow one thing they told me about future technologies...
Check this blog for more honest user comments about the movie.

When I left the movie theatre after 45min there was someone in the movie saying "Walk away... slowly" and I said "I'm walking the fastest I can!". People in the theatre started laughing!

...so please either don't go to see it & save your $ or go and post funny comments on this blog!

Which country should you REALLY be living in?

2006-03-07T11:07:00.000-08:00

Check this quiz out. Only 15 questions and it tells you what country you should be living in... What's up with the question if I often chew bubble gum? Are there some countries that your'e jailed for doing so?

What Country I got? I got Australia. Which is not far from Canada, all I really want is to be able to chew my gum and not be bothered...

Who else is australian? well best example is the sexy Kylie Minogue, and that croc hunter what's his name... too bad he humps aligators for fun :-O

Post a comemnt with the country u got.

Oscars are finished!

2006-03-06T10:52:00.000-08:00

So the Oscars are finished by now and I think you would be glad to know that George Clooney got supporting actor for Syriana or Terroristiana or Oil-war-ana, how i call it. He's the same guy who won sexiest man alive in '97 (pic on the right)...
The big monkey movie got one for Acheivement in Visual Effects which is the only one he should have gotten an oscar for.
Crash got the winner of the best flick. I didn't see it. It's supposed to be a movie about "Racism that collides with its targets during one thirty-six-hour period in Los Angeles", if you saw it and think differently, post it as a comment.
Other awards go to Brokeback Mountain for the gayest movie ever made, that movie didn't suck at all, or did it?

If someone stole your TV and you want to see the opening bit of the oscars you can watch it here.

Old People Are Funny :-)

2006-03-03T10:17:00.000-08:00

Whoever said we shouldn't make fun of old people never visited the oldpeoplearefunny.com website.
From a granny that dose a 30 foot beer bong (right), another 80 year old who got jailed for calling 911 20 times about a pizza place and to the lady who glued her eyes shut with super-glue (bottom)!

Also check this crazy Dance Dance Revolution Master... is he for real?!

Winter Olympics Crashes!

2006-03-02T10:42:00.000-08:00

Why else would it be fun to watch sports at the Winter Olympics like the "luge" or "artistic skating" rather than to hope for that inevitable CRASH!
Oh, the agony of defeat afterwards... so... so... *sniff*... FUNNY!

Look at this skater tell his partner to F off because he can do better without her.

Or these guys who forgot for a second on what side of the track the luge is supposed to go on...
or maybe they wanted to hide for a bit of privacy.

10 worst album covers of all time!

2006-03-01T07:10:00.000-08:00

I know this might be old (for some of you) but you really have to read the comments for each cover. From performing fellatio on a dead horse, a pedophile in a bar, a turntable slave, the sexy Joyce, or the young George W Bush lookalike (in the pic on the right), this worst album covers of all time top 10, is the bizomb!

And who is #1?

Who else than the young Italian stallion: Tino!

who is wearing my small sisters clothes... LOL!

Hello [on a cellphone], greetings, it's me, an outlaw

2006-02-28T12:28:00.000-08:00

Bigger than the controversy of whether or not O-Zone are gay (which they are) is what the F are they singing about?! Exclusively, on GoVlad blog I decyphered thir gay-lingo and figured out what comes out of their mouths (it's not what you think...) just click with the white hand: here.
And feel free to comment on this pic.
Look at them with their 'crotch showing' position and their five button open shirts... the kid in yellow feels that he doesn't belong and is looking for help.

Naked Skirts!

2006-02-28T10:20:00.000-08:00

I am Superman! I can see through girls' skirts!
Too bad it's only a PICTURE of an ass on that miniskirt... This new fashion trend in Japan is addictive, lets hope they don't have guys t-shirts with boobs on them...

damn talked too fast :-(

HAVE VIAGRA. Need Woman. Any Woman Between 18-80.

2006-02-27T13:23:00.000-08:00

Apropos ads, check these funny newspaper ads I found while I was looking for p... working hard at work. Which one is your favourite?

I just pimped my blog, baby!

2006-02-27T08:22:00.000-08:00

I know where you live!!!
Using space age technology (bottom right of the page) I now kow what country you come from, what's the flag of that country, what internet browser you use and whats your IP address (in case some hax0r (hacker) wants to hack you and get into your computer and steal your passwords file, and your naked pics).

I also just added a counter with free public stats (that anyone can view) so I can finally see the thousands of people who come to read my blog every day (or the one person who reloads the page).

Also because i'm a money whore, I made a deal with a small company named Google to display a relevant image ad at the top of my page so I can feed my kids. So whatever will be on my blog, the ad will pick it up and will display a relevant image. Any suggestions of what my next post should be? In fact, no don't tell me... all people who read my blog are pervs anyways... ;-(

Also from google adds: check these funny ads on the right, I guess if you want to get brains you should check up Ebay for the best deals on brains. I know a few girls who give good brains too...

Brokeback Hour and girls who love their rapist dad...

2006-02-26T09:40:00.000-08:00

I came across 2 very funny things on the Inter-Net this weekend. First is the unmodified magazine cover on the right. The magazine is called "Love It!" shows a beautiful girl smiling but the caption reads "Raped By My Dad... and now I've had his baby". I knew girls prefered mature men but this is exaggerated...
Next is a nice Brokeback Mountain + Rush Hour spoof that is called Brokback Hour really funny, you would like to check Brokeback Mount Doom while you are there...
Tucker: "i'll just pretend your'e a man, a very beautiful man with a perfect body who i'd like to take to the movies..."

What's Up? headlines from around the world in real time!

2006-02-24T12:43:00.000-08:00

Check this site out. It gives you news headlines from around the world in real time. Next time there is a catastrophe or someone decides to release some cartoons to offend some angry group of people, we would see it unfolding in real time. Imagine they cancel the O.C. then all red dots start appearing one by one...

Censor them pr0n pics... do it now...

2006-02-24T07:39:00.001-08:00

One of the most original and funny pics on the web. It's pr0n pics censored using photoshop in the funniest ways. You gota check it out. (click more at the bottom of every page). I especially like the one when she says: "i'm soo sleepy but I gotta brush my teeth".
You almost feel guilty watching these pics at work, but when your boss passes by and sees you watching this pic you tell him: "It's the girl that won the last american Idol, with her version of the classic 'Funky Town', that's all... oh, why my hand is in my pants? I lost a quarter in there."
Leave me comments about what you think? Borderline?

You want the truth? You CAN handle the truth!

2006-02-23T10:52:00.000-08:00

Apple were first who told us to 'think different' or maybe it was Ghandi or was it Sharkboy? Here is a list of interesting links from our good friend nicknamed 'Sharkboy' that deals with conspiracy theories, evil bankers and mostly the truth (that we CAN handle). He proposes us to recognize all these articles as theory, no one article holds the aboslute truth. I'm not sure it's his quote or he borrowed it from someone but I found it's interesting:
"When you realize that we only know what someone wanted us to know, that we want what they decided to let us want and that our opinions aren't really our own, only then can we really start learning"
-Sharkboy 2006
We're living in the Matrix
Are you awake?
Are you educated?
Is the economy fair?
What is the economy?
What is money?
Banks are evil!
The Creature from Jekyll Island
Banking in Canada and an economic theory

"...each second 4.1 people are born and 1.8 people die"

2006-02-22T16:42:00.000-08:00

I came across the fact that that Earth's population would reach 6.5 Billion on 7:16 p.m. EST Saturday which is kid of ... A LOT! Earth population is growing right now by 1.1% yearly which is kind of slow compared to 2.1% in the early 60's when everyone used to have orgies all the time. Still don't belive me? Check out the current World Population Clock or the article that best summerisez the situation from Wired News.
PS: China has 1.3 Billion people alone... we need more gay chinease men DAMMIT!

Go Gadgets Go!

2006-02-22T07:58:00.000-08:00

So you must have noticed the 3 top gadgets of mine, revolving around the globe on top of my Blog right next to kid-gadget. They are my 3 sons, and they make me very happy in the commute to work every morning.

First is a Sandisk SANSA e140 1GB MP3 Player that blows the competition with its price, functions and sound quality. Awsome white in-your-ear headphones, great base and external noise cancellation (Ex: metro).

Next is my Sony PSP. If youv'e been living under a rock u might not have heard about this one. It dose everything legal like Play MP3s, play tons of new or classic PS2 games, watch Movies on UMDs, watch photos and surf the net. And it also dose some illegal things like: playing copied games that u download from torrents on 1Gig Memory Stick Pro Duo card, watch Divx movies and run and play all your favorite emulators: MAME, SNES, NES, GameBoy, SEGA Genesis... forgot: it can also give you a BJ... if u ask nicely!

Last but not Least is the last addition to my family the Samsung A920 3G Cellphone from Bell. This lil baby can almost do everything like my PSP: play 3D Java Games, Download MP3s in high speed, watch MPEG4 movies from the Memory Card or streaming in 400kbps from the net, has Bluetooth, uses cheap expansion memory: transFlash cards, u can listen to all that media through nice & loud Stereo speakers. Oh and did I mention it can take 1.3MP pics and record videos with sound? Only thing is that you can't use it as an actual phone to dial and receive calls... but who cares, look at the other things it can do! (JJ ;-))

Oh guys, now that we lost all the girls who read this blog: here is a way to get any girl you want. Just look in her eyes and tell her: "goddamn your'e beutiful!" works all the time...

Here are 2 pics taken with my cellphone. Left: pic of my PSP that displays a photo of my MP3 Player! Right: a kaleidoscope pic I took with my cellphone using 3 mirrors, cool huh?

Good Deviant Art:

2006-02-21T06:41:00.000-08:00

Hey all, I wanted to appeal to the artsy types that read my blog or to some people who don't yet know Alpthrions' Deviant Art page. He's my bro for those who don't know yet. I like in particular the sunsets and the black and white photos of a glass of martini, and of downtown Montréal. Check out Gallery 1, Gallery 2 and Gallery 3 and leave comments if you like what you see.
What you see here is called: Mayan Sky Pyramid
"The main pyramid at Chichen Itza. Played with saturation, contrast and brightness."

Lil-Pussy!

2006-02-20T20:06:00.000-08:00

Hey people I just wanted to post this late, to show you what I do at night... I like to play with a pussycat. It's just too cute to pass by. Go ahead play with 'jepeto' and hear him purr and catch your mouse.
(for those of you who thought that this was a waste of time - go hump a tree, for the rest - hump me)

Just felt to let you know about the new lil-penis-peppers you could buy on E-Bay, what do you think, are they spicy?

I'm a Rhino!

2006-02-20T07:40:00.000-08:00

my elbows are kind of dry... and people told me that I do have a horn-like nose. Anyway let's see what you would be incarnated as in your next life in the Reincarnation Station post your animal and name (or nickname) in the comments. My bottom line is that: "I'm not perfect but iv'e led a better life than most..." pretty right. I would always trust a flash-made questioneer rather than a person who looks at the stars and tells you some BS, wouldn't you?

Second post in one day, this must be specail...

2006-02-17T12:02:00.000-08:00

This new movie A Scanner Darkly (you can find a trailer there too) is coming out soon with Keanu Reeves. It is made the same way as Waking Life (which gave me a headaic), its called Rotoscoping and I think it's going to revolutionize the movie industry. What do you think?

When Pigs Fly...

2006-02-17T10:30:00.000-08:00

Remember all those things you promised your friends and family then saying "when pigs can fly"... well I have news for you! Apparently they CAN fly! You just need to "wine" them first.
So I gotta give my best friend 1000$, give my brother all my Transformers, and clean my room and do my homeworks. Oh and hook up with Jessica Alba. I'm sure she'll say yes after I explain to her that now that pigs can fly we could finally be together... or would I explain it to her body guard?

Regular day at the office...

2006-02-16T12:55:00.000-08:00

hey boys and girls, just received this new Gay-O-Meter questioneer. do it and post to me what you got. I got 33% which is pretty manly, I admit that I answered yes to if you like girl-on-girl action (like all other guys did)... Enjoy!

v-Day aftermath...

2006-02-15T11:11:00.000-08:00

So i went to this nice expensive restaurant "Chez L'épicier" in old port, Montréal, with my GF. Food and presentation was amazing but quantity of food / price was questionable (min 100$ / person wine included). One of those restaurants you say at the end: "so we'll go to McDonalds now?" ;-)
Here is a pic from the restaurant:

Valentines Day is Here!

2006-02-14T06:45:00.000-08:00

Happy V-Day All!
I wish you all a happy Valentine's Day and what says I love you better than this... its sooo cute!
Also for valentines day you can give your loved one this card from this site:
PS: surprisingly V.D. are also my initials ;-) or... ;-(

Felt like adding this graph too:
the funniest is that it's a linear correlation...

Happy Valentine's Day!

2006-02-10T11:52:00.000-08:00

The Pic is: Valentines Day 2005, Hotel Delta in Montreal!
Please leve comments for this Pic ==>

to inspire you for Valentine's Day here is a Love Letter Generator
http://www.crazyhoroscopes.com/love-letter-generator2.php

Some Pics of moi!

2006-02-10T11:45:00.000-08:00

Here is a nice pic of yours truly in Hierastrau Park in Bucharest, Romania!

My first Blog!

2006-02-10T11:07:00.000-08:00

Whoevers reading this... I have a Blog (or a 'web-log' for the non-nerdy types)
it's about time now because i had a website until now http://www.govlad.com but its a hastle to update it. (and people might make fun of it on some forums) so here we go!