Cobra Commander's Dating Tips

For all of you G.I. Joe fans, and for the girls out there who should be careful about who they date, check these hilarious Cobra Commander Dating Tips.
My favourite ones are:

• If said phone number turns out to be erroneous, assign Storm Shadow to assassinate her.
• When picking up a date, it’s unnecessary to arrive with a battalion of H.I.S.S. tanks
• If a girl refuses to go out with you for a second date, abduct her using the M.A.S.S. device.
• Never bang Roadblock’s sister (the pic on the right).