I just pimped my blog, baby!

I know where you live!!!
Using space age technology (bottom right of the page) I now kow what country you come from, what's the flag of that country, what internet browser you use and whats your IP address (in case some hax0r (hacker) wants to hack you and get into your computer and steal your passwords file, and your naked pics).

I also just added a counter with free public stats (that anyone can view) so I can finally see the thousands of people who come to read my blog every day (or the one person who reloads the page).

Also because i'm a money whore, I made a deal with a small company named Google to display a relevant image ad at the top of my page so I can feed my kids. So whatever will be on my blog, the ad will pick it up and will display a relevant image. Any suggestions of what my next post should be? In fact, no don't tell me... all people who read my blog are pervs anyways... ;-(

Also from google adds: check these funny ads on the right, I guess if you want to get brains you should check up Ebay for the best deals on brains. I know a few girls who give good brains too...