Ultraviloet... more like Ultra-never-see-this-movie!

And I do like sci-fi, I really do: Johnny Mnemonic, 5th Element, the first Matrix, the nude scenes in Resident Evil... all classics! But this excuse for a movie should not deserve my ticket. Even if I got the free ticket from a box of cereals...

Rated PG there is not a single drop of blood from a gunshot. And even though 80% of the movie is gun/sword fights not a friggin single bullet hits the so-called heroine. I was wishing someone would knock her out with anything by the first 15min of the movie.

What suckered me into it?
the free ticket, the TV trailers, the nice matrix action scenes (like in the pic), Mila Jovovich (picture on the right sorry for the 'flat' colors) and the fact that it's based on a comic book (couldn't go wrong after X-men and Sin City).
What Made me leave after 45 min?
The constant fight scenes that have no reason, the fact that PG fight scenes are cheap, the bad script that doesn't make me care about any of the actors or their characters, the lousy 1 liners like "Oh, it's on now" and the fact that I didn't swallow one thing they told me about future technologies...
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When I left the movie theatre after 45min there was someone in the movie saying "Walk away... slowly" and I said "I'm walking the fastest I can!". People in the theatre started laughing!

...so please either don't go to see it & save your $ or go and post funny comments on this blog!