That joke was sick ;-( , why am I laughing ;-] ?!

You know which jokes are the funniest? Sick jokes? why? they are short to the point and make u sick and laugh in the same time! That's why a group of sick people started Sickipedia.org, to collect the worlds best sick jokes. I don't think there is a minority group that is not left unhumiliated there: Paedophile, Religion, Racism, Gay, Jacko, Beatles, Disability...

Here are a few of my favourites (too many):
(please note that i'm not that sick to make these up i just Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V them)

• What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? -I don't know about you, but I get an erection
• What do you call a paedophile pirate? - Arr Kelly.
• What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the shower? - One's got a soul full of hope, the others got a hole full of soap.
• Two muslim extremists walk into a bar. - Boom! Boom!
• How do you know if your best mate's gay? -His dick tastes like shit.
• How many homosexuals does it take to put in a light bulb? - Only one...but it takes an entire Emergency Room to get it out.
• What would it take to reunite 'The Beatles'? - Two bullets.
• Why is Michael Jackson always late for work?
  Because he likes to come in a little behind.
• Why did Hitler commit suicide?
  He got the gas bill.
• What did the blind, deaf and dumb girl get for Christmas?
  - Cancer
• What has 8 legs and makes girls scream?
  Gang rape.
• How do you get a fat girl into bed?
  Piece of cake.
• What's got 100 balls and f*cks rabbits?
  A shotgun.
• How do you make a cat go "Woooof!"?
  Cover it in petrol and strike a match
• What's grey and comes in pints?
  An elephant.

Please don't send me letters, but feel free to comment which one you liked/made u sick ;-)