Buy me now!

So have too much money on your hands, and too much credit left on your Credit cards?
I have the perfect solutions for you... read on.

First is the "Pirolette" from turnyourhead.com, custom designed to your face that costs 150$us! What's the point you ask? Well to cast a shadow of your face on the wall offcourse! It probably makes a good gift. For someone who is beautiful...

Secondly, ask yourself if this ever happened to you: after your bath or shower, you might be drying your face with the same part of the towel that dried your butt the day before. Or worse yet, it might have dried someone else's butt! Fear no more, here is the Butt-Face Towel.
And to complete the set I give you: the Butt-Face soap.

And finally, if you just want to kick back and relax I present you, guys, the FleshLight.
Enjoy. I know I did.
No really, Edna, I don't own it... damn it's the couch for me tonight ;-(