Talk to me in Engrish!

I know it's not new but they always seem to have updates on their site! For you newbees the engrish.com website deals with funny English mistakes that appear in japanease advertisements and signs.

1) wise kids like violent propaganda
2) The problem here is that too many people bite skies and kick people in the balls
3) the restaurant has another sister branch named 'Fook Mee'