Paris Hilton is Singing!

Shit, quick convince her to make another amateur sex video (then send it to me)! Please listen to this excuse for a song that she now released. it goes "I'm sexy and you know it... up yours". No Paris, no! Up yours, up yours and suck it... deep!
You will never have a career in the music industry, just stick with what you're doing best: being stupid and pretty, and releasing paparazi pics for the Inquirer and for guys to put on their blogs.
I rather shoot myself in the head, or play this Japanese Heel Breaker game than listening to Paris sing one more second.

PS: What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a solar powered calculator?
-Paris works in the dark!