StrongBad Email: ISP

So I felt like posting a 2nd post today because a) monday i was too tired to post and b) that 11 year old mom story is wierd as the first post you see on my blog...
It is StronBad email #152 talking about ISP and tech support. And since I'm working in the tech support buisness I found it really funny.
Why? Check out my favorite lines:

• - "...UK" - "Yeah I'm fine, Gary. Calm down"
• Thank you for calling the internet, may I have your account number or identity theft, please?
• a'am, please calm down. Your CD tray is not a cup holder.
• All right, I can help you with that. Please hold while I transfer you to someone who can help you with that.
• STRONG BAD: Well, back in the day I used to connect at 1200 baud, but ever since the merger I'm lucky if I get 12 baud.