This is not a post about American Idol

Well shit maybe it is, so what?! I watched the finale yesterday by mistake because my TV was on. I promise that for fans of "anything else but American Idol" I will have naked boobies for u later on... Promise.
So yeah, Taylor Hicks won! I also won 10$ on a bet. Which after the "danse-contact" of 8$ without tip, I would be left then, with 2$ which I will use for a Tuesday special for KFC! Now, where was I? Oh the guy with white curtains that match the drapes (ie: T. Hicks). He was a bit better that that cute girl with the "tig ol' bittes" Katharine McPhee (sounds like the next sandwitch name at McDonalds: "trio # 3 the McPhee please..." yummy) !
The best parts were:

• When that wierd Clay Akon fan sang then the real Clay "elf ears" Akon showed up from behind and started singing and they made him sit down and shudup.
• the Brokenote Cowboys won the best male bonding (ie: Gay) moment, then sang
• but the best is when Prince (or the artist formally known as '&') showed up in his 80s purple suit and sang worst than any Idol in the top 10

As promised: naked boobies, enjoy gu/ays!